Sunday, 9 December 2007

A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornamenBR>Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And theSnatopper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Eleven unwrapped presents Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed My wreath in nine pieces Eight tiny reindeer fragments Seven scraps of wrapping paper Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot about the other eleven days.

Author Unkown.

4 comments:

Julie H said...

Oh dear - this is tooooo familiar, I think Archer thinks it is Christmas every day, soggy ribbon - a favourite of ours.

Natalie B said...

OMG!!!!!!!! This is def written about Cavs!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you mind if I put this up on my blog???

I've given up on fixing the xmas tree decs. There is bits of chewed up tinsel all over the house (and I'm sure all over the backyard too!).

He he I love it!

Janine said...

Hi Julie & Nat... yes, am sure this is written about Cavs. My two still get into everything... and Baillie is 18 months old now! Just found a chewed up was scent tartlet... so someone will probably have an upset tummy tonight! I still haven't put up the tree... will do it tomorrow... have to put it on the coffee table... although that doesn't tend to stop the little monsters anyway! lol

&rew said...

This is a very funny post (12 days with puppy) and I enjoyed it very much! I was going to put up a tree this year but decided against it. If you take a look at my new post on trees, you will understand why I need a break for maybe just one time. Love your simple decoration, tho! &rew.